I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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