Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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