he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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