i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I just found a bag of teeth...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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