I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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