We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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