try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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