Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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