remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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