apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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