so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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