doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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