Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i think i just lost a toe
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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