i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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