He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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