Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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