More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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