Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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