it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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