so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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