official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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