best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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