I've blown a few things in my day
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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