U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My vagina just recognized that song.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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