chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm really busy with my period
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