Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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