i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
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He? As in you personified your dick?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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