The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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