Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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