You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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