I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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