Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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