So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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