you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My vagina is very pro this idea
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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