is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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