Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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