you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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