Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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