wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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