hotel room ftw
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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