So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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