Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?