I'm really into asian looking animals
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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