im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
we made out on top of his cat.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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