I hate your face
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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