Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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