Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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