I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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