even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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