he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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