idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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