oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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