This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
His nipple licking is glorious
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