is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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