have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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