Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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