just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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